Shit Estonian-Canadians Say
To be eventually made into a killer youtube video… here’s the jist of it.
“Sorry I can’t, I have leer.”
“Oh no way, you guys are cousins?”
“No no, I’m definitely not Russian.”
“Yes, it’s a real country.”
“3Man? Yeah? Yeaaaaaah?”
“You know what? Mine metsa.”
“No, I do not speak stone.”
“No, it doesn’t mean we’re all stoners!
……ok we kind of are.”
“A: Are you going to suvihari?
L: Nawww I can’t, I’ll be at noortelaulupidu.
A:…. k fine, that’s a legit excuse.”
“Is it bad if I show up for rahvatants harjutus drunk?”
“So… what Korp are you in?”
“RASKE JOOOOOOK!”
“Kurat, I lost my eesti sormus!”
“No, actually you don’t want me to explain what verivorstid are.”
“Yes, we go to saunas. Naked. WHOA dream big!”
“Why does nobody here know how to drink?”
“You’re 19 and you’ve never had alcohol before…? Like never?”
“Oh you’re Latvian! That’s… cool! Sure we can be friends!”
“You know an Estonian? Who is it!?”
“Is the event open bar? No? Then I’m not going.”
[taking suggestions —> to be continued!]
